What the heck?! / Come on!

Why is-it-like-that?!

What are you doing?

What doing is-it?

No, no, that's not it.

Different, different.

That's not it, right?

That different, surely.

For real?

Truth?

Are you seriously saying that?

Really saying?

No way.

Lie, surely.

Unbelievable.

Cannot exist.

Nope, nope.

No good, no good.

Totally not good.

Completely no good.

That's hilarious.

Super funny.

That's funny, isn't it?

Funny, isn't it.

I ended up laughing.

Laughed completely.

I can't laugh.

If laugh, no good.

That one was impossible.

That just now impossible, surely.

I can't hold it in.

Cannot endure.

That was close.

Was dangerous.

I barely held it in.

Barely endured.

I almost laughed just now.

Now, began-to-laugh.

That's unfair.

That is cowardly/unfair.

That's cheating, right?

Sneaky, surely.

That's against the rules.

Rule violation, isn't it.

This is laugh-worthy.

This, I laugh.

Of course I'd laugh at that.

Such thing, laugh, right.

What kind of face is that?

What kind face doing?

Stop making that face.

That face, stop.

Your face is already too much.

Face already no good.

You're too loud.

Voice big, man.

Too close, too close.

Close, close.

Scary, scary.

Scary, scary.

Don't come at me suddenly.

Suddenly come, don't.

That surprised me.

Surprise did.

My heart almost stopped.

Heart stops.

What happened?

What occurred?

What is going on?

How is it becoming?

I don't get it.

Meaning not understand.

I don't get it, but it's funny.

Meaning don't understand, but funny.

That's something you shouldn't say.

If say that, no-good thing.

That way of saying it is harsh.

Way of saying is strong.

Leave him alone.

Stop doing that to him.

Poor guy, come on.

Pitiful, surely.

Enough already.

Already good.

That's enough, man.

Already good, I said.

Cut it out already.

Do good amount.

How many times are you going to say that?

How many times say?

You're being too persistent.

Persistent, man.

That again?

Again that?

There it is again.

Again came out.

I knew it was coming.

Thought it would come.

Yep, there it is.

As expected, came.

I totally knew it.

Absolutely so, I thought.

That's suspicious.

Suspicious, huh.

Something's suspicious.

Somehow suspicious.

There's definitely something going on.

Absolutely something exists.

This is a trap, right?

This trap, surely.

I have a bad feeling.

Bad premonition does.

The moment I saw it, I was out.

Saw moment, out.

That's an out.

Out, isn't it.

That was an out, right?

That just now out, surely.

I'm safe, right?

Safe, surely?

Nope, you're out.

No, out.

Why only me?

Why me only?

This has nothing to do with me.

I relation none, right.

I got dragged into this.

Got dragged/involved.

That's unreasonable.

Unreasonable it is.

I don't accept that.

Understanding/acceptance doesn't go.

How does it end up like that?

Why so becomes?

Who decided that?

Who decided?

Explain it.

Explanation do.

That doesn't explain anything.

Not becoming explanation.

That's sloppy.

Sloppy, huh.

That's way too half-baked.

Too random, surely.

Do it properly.

Properly do it.

What am I even watching?

What am I being shown?

This is hell.

Hell, isn't it.

The vibe is weird, right?

Air/vibe strange, surely.

The vibe got weird.

Strange air became.

Nobody is helping me.

Nobody helps-gives.

Help me out, man.

Help give me.

Why are you quiet?

Why being silent?

Say something.

Something say.

This is not the time to say that.

Now saying timing is different.

Bad timing.

Timing bad.

That's what you're reacting to?

There pick up?

That's what bothers you?

There becomes concern?

You're too picky/detail-focused.

Small/detail, man.

Who cares?

Any way is good.

That part matters, though.

That important, surely.

Don't suddenly get serious.

Suddenly serious become, don't.

Why so serious?

Serious, huh?

Only your face looks serious.

Face only serious, isn't it.

What kind of segment is this?

What time/segment is this?

That ending was weird.

Ending method strange.

There's no punchline?

Punchline doesn't exist?

That punchline is weak.

Punchline weak, huh.

I'm annoyed, but I laughed.

Frustrating but laughed.

This one beat me.

This, lost.

That's impressive.

As expected, huh.

Are you a genius?

Genius, huh?

You're ridiculous.

Fool, surely.